Advice.... Massie Block
Q and A: How can I be like Massie Block
How can I get friends like The Pretty Committee?
On the first day of school scope the girls out, try to pick the prettiest girls in the grade, (but make sure you look the best.... because really who wants to have your betas look better than the alpha)
How can I act like Massie Block without people thinking your a copycat?
Make sure to act like Massie Block in a creative way.... (Example: Massie's favorite color is purple, so pick another color for your favorite.... unless it actually is purple)
How can I get Massie's confidence?
Just be yourself... don't be afraid to try something new, talk in class (But DON'T get busted)
How can I get friends like The Pretty Committee?
On the first day of school scope the girls out, try to pick the prettiest girls in the grade, (but make sure you look the best.... because really who wants to have your betas look better than the alpha)
How can I act like Massie Block without people thinking your a copycat?
Make sure to act like Massie Block in a creative way.... (Example: Massie's favorite color is purple, so pick another color for your favorite.... unless it actually is purple)
How can I get Massie's confidence?
Just be yourself... don't be afraid to try something new, talk in class (But DON'T get busted)
WHERE CAN I BUY.........
Mannequin
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Lip Gloss.... btw Glossip Girl doesn't exsist :(
Smackers
Bobbi Brown
TIPS
- Hair is number one and most important.! Don't you forget that! Massie has sleek and shiny hair, beautiful. To achieve this you need a very good shampoo and conditioner. Always keep your hair clean and never let it get greasy. (EWWW!) Buy an ionic blow dryer because it saves time. Massie has chestnut brown hair with caramel colored streaks. You can get this color at the store or go to a hair salon. Buy some cute hair accessories such as clips, barrettes, and headbands. Rarely wear your hair up in a ponytail. In Dial L for Loser, Massie has extensions and in BACK she has a purple streak in her hair. You can find hair dye at the beauty store, I suggest getting a temporary one that lasts a couple of shampoos. Style your hair and wash well because you do not want greasy, flaky, or dry hair. (Again, eww) You also don't want it right above your shoulders because it will flip and then you can't straighten it well. You should have your hair a few inches below the shoulder. Or of course you have a choice. Instead of straightening, if you want some body in your hair rather than Massie's ah-dorable sleek straight hair, go for the curly look. Make long curls that are loose and cute. This will give you that made up look and I guarantee you'll look ah-mazing, just like Massie Block. If you're not sure how to achieve Massie's "Curly look", watch The Clique movie and you'll get the look in no time.
- Eyebrows are important. Go to a salon to get them waxed or plucked. If you want to pluck them at home, make sure you don't over-pluck. Pluck between your eyebrows to get a clean finished look.
- Always brush your teeth. (DUH!!) If your teeth are stained use whitening strips or a whitening toothpaste. If you have braces, pick bright colors that will really pop. Also, chew gum for that clean mouth look and smell.
- Dress in cute clothes. Look in the book for outfits described and look on the Internet for clothes like this (or in stores). Try the local mall. You can find cheap cute things at TJ Maxx. Always dress fashionable and cute. In the winter accessorise with a cute pair of tights). If you can't afford anything super cute, buy some posh, rich-looking accessories and they'll spice up your outfit in no time! Blend in!
- Buy a big handbag. They are perfect for storing anything and everything, and you'll have a lot of things to carry around in them if you go the whole distance on looking like Massie. Always keep your make-up bag in your bag. A notebook and pen is useful, and a personal organizer or diary. Don't forget your purse and some whitening chewing gum or mints.
- Have the extras - laptop, IPhone, personal organizers, music players, the works, they'll all help you achieve that Massie Block sophistication. For an added touch of realism, try and keep her favorite color,purple,close to heart.
- Buy lots of jewelry. Buy some big rings, bangles, and earrings! Massie always wears a charm bracelet. To achieve true Massie Block-ness you need the charm bracelet. Look around QVC for the charm bracelet. (Really cute ones that will be great and look like Massie's.) Don't overdo it though!
- Have an awesome room. Massie has an all-white room with some purple in it. Purple is the color of royalty, so if you want to be like Massie, consider re-doing your room. Her duvet cover on her bed is purple. Look in the books to see what else she has. She also has a mannequin to try her clothes on it. She has a dog mannequin, too, for her adorable pug, Bean. Go to Target to get some Massie-like items for your room. Also in her room it has a wall full of photos. Her photos are mainly of TPC (Alicia, Dylan and Kristen, then claire comes later.) and her cute pug Bean.
- Adore Your Clique. Massie never says "no" when asked when to go shopping or to hang out. You should always make a date and stick to it! Also, treat everyone in your clique equally or you might lose one of your members, which will make others question your power. Even if you like one more than the others, you have to stick to keeping it equal. If you just finished fighting with one member and got closer to another, you should become friends with the one who you fought with but still like everyone equally. This way, the one you fought with will be committed to being your loyal friend and never want to fight with you again.
- Massie tends to "stay cute" and "keep up her cool style". She accomplishes this by making people want to be her. Try cool, different things that you know everyone will be awed by such as: Trying a out for the sport team at your school, making up cute/cool new trends, and doing fun things with your friends and telling people about it. You could also try doing sports if these things bore you.
- Have a TON of lip gloss in different flavors. This will mimic her Glossip Girl Collection. A great brand is smackers. They have tons of different flavors. (Many people think smackers is bad and cheap, but it is actually just as good as any lip gloss, plus, it's not expensive so you can buy all the flavors and still have a little bit of money in your wallet.) .
- Stay healthy , if your over weight you should consider changing your diet or exercising.Please don't do this without a parent's permission before drasticaly changing your diet. 1 to 5 pounds a week is a healthy amount.
Important Information
- Use a temporary brown dye to see if brown hair looks good on you if you are not already a brunet
- Use makeup that compliments your skin tone, eyes, and the color of your lips.
- You may need to save your money if you aren't already rich.
Steps - •Attitude (By far the most important aspect of being like Massie Block. If you only take one thing from this, remember that you must always show, radiate, and have CONFIDENCE! This means not pointing out your flaws to others, (ex: "My hair is so frizzy today!" or "Is this top cute? 'Cause I'm not sure...") having good posture and always looking straight ahead, (never at the ground) and not ever letting people know when you feel unsure of yourself or your opinions. Never appear to be upset. Don't cry or make comments about how "your life sucks." You must always make it seem as if you have everything together, and that your life is perfect, or else people will never idolize you. Even if you're majorly embarrassed about something, you have to just laugh it off and forget it (don't make it a big deal). You can never show weakness!
- • Looking the part.
- Massie is gorgeous. She has straight, extremely shiny brunette hair, about shoulder length, sparkling amber eyes, and perfect skin.
- You don't have to look exactly like Massie (Always choose the look that works best on you) but you must always appear your best.Get super shiny hair by using shine shampoo, (such as Citré Shine or Brilliant Brunette Shine-Release) shine serum or spray, (know your limit--don't use too much or your hair will look greasy) and rinsing out your conditioner with cool water (as cold as you can stand it!). Straighten your hair with a good-quality flat iron and consult hair magazines or a hair stylist to find the best cut for your face (but never shorter than shoulder length!). If you desire brown eyes, (and you don't have 'em) experiment with color contacts.Achieve your best skin by washing your face morning and night with a good cleanser (Clean & Clear works great) and exfoliating and moisturizing daily. If you have dry skin, wash your face once per day and use more moisturizer; if you have more oily skin, skip the moisturizer. When you're drying your face, remember to pat, not rub, (rubbing pulls the skin and causes wrinkles). If you have bad acne that cannot be fixed by this skincare regimen, see a dermatologist.
- •Now for make-up...it can do so much for your face, turning you from plain to perfect in a matter of minutes. But be careful not to wear too much--you want to be like Massie, not Nina! Wear an eyeshadow in a natural color like brown, gold, or beige, (or whatever subtle color compliments your eye color) thinly line your eyes with a black or brown eyeliner, add a coat or two of blackish-brown mascara, and conceal all of your blemishes with the right shade and amount of concealer. It's also very important to remember your lip gloss--Massie would never leave home without hers! Buy a variety of different good-smelling flavors and bring them everywhere you go.
- •Make sure your teeth are bright-white and perfect. If your teeth are crooked, use "Invisiline" rather than getting braces (a lot more attractive!). Whiten your teeth with laser procedures or Crest Whitestrips. Brush at least twice a day with whitening toothpaste, and remember to floss!
- •Without a fabulous wardrobe, Massie would be nothing. Be a true fashionista and wear expensive clothes from stores/designers like BCBG, Coach, Juicy Couture, Ralph Lauren, Seven For All Mankind, Guess, Lacoste, C&C California, Marc Jacobs, Joie, True Religion, etc. Always dress to impress! Never leave the house in sweats and a T-shirt (unless they're Juicy!). Even if you can't afford uber-expensive clothes, make sure to always look pulled together and stylish, with coordinated accessories and cute shoes. Don't tell anyone where you got your cheaper clothes unless you have a social death wish! A final note on inexpensive clothes: don't ever wear anything that looks cheap. This means don't go for the Wal-Mart or Target look when you can be buying low-priced (and way cuter) clothing from Forever 21 or Wet Seal. Oh, and no too tight/too big tacky clothing please. Wear stuff that fits you and looks good. Not sure? Get a second opinion. Make sure your underwear/bras are cute, too, from stores like Victoria's Secret or underglam.com. Trust me, people do notice in the locker room when you're changing. Never wear the same outfit more than once every two weeks or more: if you double up, people will think that you are thrifty and don't have very many clothes...and we wouldn't want them to think that, would we? No.
- •Massie is the queen bee. Popular. Worshipped. And how does she do this? By looking fabulous, having the right attitude, and establishing her dominance by using intimidation. Get together a clique of the prettiest and most fashionable girls in the school, 3-4 others. Make sure you are their leader. Your beta (second in command) should be the most loyal. The other girls should also be loyal and reliable; make sure you have at least one nice-ish girl to keep the peace in your clique. If you don't all get along, you will never rule. It's all about unity. This doesn't mean you can't boss them around though--it's what Massie would do! Test the waters by starting off really nice, then gradually getting a bit harsher. If they stick with you, you'll know you have 'em forever. Lighten up a bit if they start to stray. Make sure people are somewhat scared/intimidated by you, so that you know they'll do whatever you want. Be totally snobby to the losers at your school (a.k.a. basically everyone outside your group). Chances are, you'll be so fabulous by then, it will only make them idolize you more.
- •You must be thin to maintain your social status! This means very little or no fatty/sugary foods like chips, soda, candy, fried chicken, pizza, etc. It's a tough sacrifice to make, but well worth it in the long run! Work out regularly on a treadmill, doing crunches, squats, or playing the specified sports below. Chew sugarless gum. Never be too skinny or develop an eating disorder. Not only will many rumors be circulated about you, but you could even die from it!
- TIPS
- Get a super cute dog (the smaller the better) such as a Chihuahua or a Pug, in black, light brown, or honey color (they're the cutest). You can also get a kitty; they're ah-dorable, too. Tell your pet everything, (yes, you can talk to her about your insecurities!) and love her as your child. Dress her in the cutest fashions, (this works best if you have a dog) and take her on walks in the evening with your Louis Vuitton leash.
- •Use words like "ah-mazing," "ah-dorable," and "ah-nnoying". Say "ehmagawd!" when you're shocked, surprised, or excited about something. When something is well-known and "ah-bvious" to you, say, "Given!". When you have the same opinion as someone, say, "Ah-greed". When something someone says strikes you as reasonable, say, "Point!" and draw an imaginary "1" with your finger if you desire.
- Have the best and biggest room. Go with Massie and have everything be white, no exceptions! Make sure you have a queen-size bed, (you are one, right?) an Apple computer, a giant walk-in closet to store all your ah-mazing clothes, and a leather chaise by your bay window to have long phone conversations and brush your pet before going to bed. Vanilla scented candles are a nice touch, too. Have everyone refer to your room as the "iPad".
- • Sports are luh-ame unless they are something classy and don't involve getting dirty like Tennis, Horse-back Riding, or Volleyball. And shopping, of course!
- • Have the hottest boyfriends, but never be a slut. This means not putting out until you're a junior in high school at least, and keeping it on the DL. Kissing is okay. Get the guy by being sly and seductive, and playing hard to get a bit. NEVER ever act desperate around a guy. They hate this; it's a major turn off. Make him chase you. No exceptions. Ever. This doesn't mean not flirting though--hint you like him by complimenting him occasionally and giving him your best "come hither" (non-creepy!) stare. Practice in the mirror if necessary. Don't let anyone know you like a guy until you're 100% positive he likes you back. This means not even telling your best friends. If everyone hears about your crush and he ends up not returning your affection, people will think less of you. Spill to your pet only.
- • Purple is the official color of royalty. Therefore it's your favorite color. Wear it, love it, decorate everything from books and pens to your cell phone with it (purple rhinestones, of course!).
- • You need a cell phone. It's the perfect way to stay updated on gossip and keep in contact with your friends. Make sure you have a texting plan so that you your clique can silently dish about stuff in class, detention, wherever! Cover it in Swarovski crystals and bring it everywhere you go.
- • Get together a carpool with your clique. Taking the bus is so ew!
- • Wear a charm bracelet with charms such as a shoe, Eiffel Tower, dog or cat, (whichever you have) star, and most importantly, a crystal-encrusted crown! Make sure the charm bracelet is gold, and never have any of the charms be silver (tacky much?). Buy it from Tiffany if you have the money.
- • Shave your legs and armpits whenever necessary, and keep your upper lip and eyebrows perfectly waxed. I don't recommend tweezing your eyebrows yourself the first time; it's much too risky. Instead, have them done at a salon and maintain them yourself at home.
- • Always have your fingernails and toenails perfectly manicured! I highly suggest a french tip for fingernails, because it coordinates so well with everything. Have them done at a fancy salon with your clique afterschool or on a weekend for a fun activity.
- • Throw a fabulous party to increase your popularity. Invite everyone. Most occasions work--your birthday, Halloween, Valentine's Day, End of the Summer, etc. Come to think of it, you don't even really need an occassion! Just make sure you hire an ah-mazing party planner to help...A brilliant and mind-blowing theme, a DJ and dance floor, a wide variety of munchies, every single hot boy you know, and elaborate decorations are a must.
- • You must always be prepared with a witty comeback for if, on some rare occasion, a wannabe insults you. One of my favorite Massie-style ones is, "Did I invite you to my barbecue?...Then why are you all up in my GRILL?" Consult the Clique books for some other great ones, or make some up yourself. Never let anyone get the best of you or think that they have won. Remember that YOU are in charge. YOU make the rules.
- •It helps to have a profile on Myspace, Facebook, Xanga, Blogger, or Livejournal (Whatever people at your school have). This way you can easily keep tabs on the latest hook-ups, break-ups, fights and friendships going on, which is very important. A cute, girly layout, a few gorgeous pictures of yourself, and perhaps a brief survey is all you need. Oh, and remember to make it private! You don't want 40-year-old perverts stalking you...only add and talk to people you know.
- The magazines Teen Vogue, ElleGirl, and Lucky are your bible. Read them religiously.
Warnings - • Be prepared to receive some backlash from the people that wish they were you. In other words, the jealous people. They may spread some pretty nasty stuff about you, but respond with something positively catty (your beta will help) to show them who's really the boss. There may be occasions where controversy arises in your clique. Like a power-trip, where a girl in your clique suddenly wants the throne. Start by putting her in her place by telling her off in the hallway (preferably with many people around). If she still doesn't get the hint, kick her out the group and recruit someone new. Chances are, she'll come crawling back, begging for forgiveness. Let her back in after a little while, and ditch the temporary.
- Many people will probably think you're a b*tch. But they'll still love you, and wish they were just like you (they'll love to hate you). This is inevitable if you want to be on top like Massie. You'll get used to it.
- We'll start with attitude, by far the most important aspect of being like Massie Block. If you only take one thing from this, remember that you must always show, radiate, and have CONFIDENCE! This means not pointing out your flaws to others, (ex: "My hair is so frizzy today!" or "Is this top cute? 'Cause I'm not sure...") having good posture and always looking straight ahead, (never at the ground) and not ever letting people know when you feel unsure of yourself or your opinions. Never appear to be upset. Don't cry or make comments about how "your life sucks." You must always make it seem as if you have everything together, and that your life is perfect, or else people will never idolize you. Even if you're majorly embarrassed about something, you have to just laugh it off and forget it (don't make it a big deal). You can never show weakness!
- •Attitude (By far the most important aspect of being like Massie Block. If you only take one thing from this, remember that you must always show, radiate, and have CONFIDENCE! This means not pointing out your flaws to others, (ex: "My hair is so frizzy today!" or "Is this top cute? 'Cause I'm not sure...") having good posture and always looking straight ahead, (never at the ground) and not ever letting people know when you feel unsure of yourself or your opinions. Never appear to be upset. Don't cry or make comments about how "your life sucks." You must always make it seem as if you have everything together, and that your life is perfect, or else people will never idolize you. Even if you're majorly embarrassed about something, you have to just laugh it off and forget it (don't make it a big deal). You can never show weakness!
- • Looking the part.
- Massie is gorgeous. She has straight, extremely shiny brunette hair, about shoulder length, sparkling amber eyes, and perfect skin.
- You don't have to look exactly like Massie (Always choose the look that works best on you) but you must always appear your best.Get super shiny hair by using shine shampoo, (such as Citré Shine or Brilliant Brunette Shine-Release) shine serum or spray, (know your limit--don't use too much or your hair will look greasy) and rinsing out your conditioner with cool water (as cold as you can stand it!). Straighten your hair with a good-quality flat iron and consult hair magazines or a hair stylist to find the best cut for your face (but never shorter than shoulder length!). If you desire brown eyes, (and you don't have 'em) experiment with color contacts.Achieve your best skin by washing your face morning and night with a good cleanser (Clean & Clear works great) and exfoliating and moisturizing daily. If you have dry skin, wash your face once per day and use more moisturizer; if you have more oily skin, skip the moisturizer. When you're drying your face, remember to pat, not rub, (rubbing pulls the skin and causes wrinkles). If you have bad acne that cannot be fixed by this skincare regimen, see a dermatologist.
- •Now for make-up...it can do so much for your face, turning you from plain to perfect in a matter of minutes. But be careful not to wear too much--you want to be like Massie, not Nina! Wear an eyeshadow in a natural color like brown, gold, or beige, (or whatever subtle color compliments your eye color) thinly line your eyes with a black or brown eyeliner, add a coat or two of blackish-brown mascara, and conceal all of your blemishes with the right shade and amount of concealer. It's also very important to remember your lip gloss--Massie would never leave home without hers! Buy a variety of different good-smelling flavors and bring them everywhere you go.
- •Make sure your teeth are bright-white and perfect. If your teeth are crooked, use "Invisiline" rather than getting braces (a lot more attractive!). Whiten your teeth with laser procedures or Crest Whitestrips. Brush at least twice a day with whitening toothpaste, and remember to floss!
- •Without a fabulous wardrobe, Massie would be nothing. Be a true fashionista and wear expensive clothes from stores/designers like BCBG, Coach, Juicy Couture, Ralph Lauren, Seven For All Mankind, Guess, Lacoste, C&C California, Marc Jacobs, Joie, True Religion, etc. Always dress to impress! Never leave the house in sweats and a T-shirt (unless they're Juicy!). Even if you can't afford uber-expensive clothes, make sure to always look pulled together and stylish, with coordinated accessories and cute shoes. Don't tell anyone where you got your cheaper clothes unless you have a social death wish! A final note on inexpensive clothes: don't ever wear anything that looks cheap. This means don't go for the Wal-Mart or Target look when you can be buying low-priced (and way cuter) clothing from Forever 21 or Wet Seal. Oh, and no too tight/too big tacky clothing please. Wear stuff that fits you and looks good. Not sure? Get a second opinion. Make sure your underwear/bras are cute, too, from stores like Victoria's Secret or underglam.com. Trust me, people do notice in the locker room when you're changing. Never wear the same outfit more than once every two weeks or more: if you double up, people will think that you are thrifty and don't have very many clothes...and we wouldn't want them to think that, would we? No.
- •Massie is the queen bee. Popular. Worshipped. And how does she do this? By looking fabulous, having the right attitude, and establishing her dominance by using intimidation. Get together a clique of the prettiest and most fashionable girls in the school, 3-4 others. Make sure you are their leader. Your beta (second in command) should be the most loyal. The other girls should also be loyal and reliable; make sure you have at least one nice-ish girl to keep the peace in your clique. If you don't all get along, you will never rule. It's all about unity. This doesn't mean you can't boss them around though--it's what Massie would do! Test the waters by starting off really nice, then gradually getting a bit harsher. If they stick with you, you'll know you have 'em forever. Lighten up a bit if they start to stray. Make sure people are somewhat scared/intimidated by you, so that you know they'll do whatever you want. Be totally snobby to the losers at your school (a.k.a. basically everyone outside your group). Chances are, you'll be so fabulous by then, it will only make them idolize you more.
- •You must be thin to maintain your social status! This means very little or no fatty/sugary foods like chips, soda, candy, fried chicken, pizza, etc. It's a tough sacrifice to make, but well worth it in the long run! Work out regularly on a treadmill, doing crunches, squats, or playing the specified sports below. Chew sugarless gum. Never be too skinny or develop an eating disorder. Not only will many rumors be circulated about you, but you could even die from it!
- TIPS
- Get a super cute dog (the smaller the better) such as a Chihuahua or a Pug, in black, light brown, or honey color (they're the cutest). You can also get a kitty; they're ah-dorable, too. Tell your pet everything, (yes, you can talk to her about your insecurities!) and love her as your child. Dress her in the cutest fashions, (this works best if you have a dog) and take her on walks in the evening with your Louis Vuitton leash.
- •Use words like "ah-mazing," "ah-dorable," and "ah-nnoying". Say "ehmagawd!" when you're shocked, surprised, or excited about something. When something is well-known and "ah-bvious" to you, say, "Given!". When you have the same opinion as someone, say, "Ah-greed". When something someone says strikes you as reasonable, say, "Point!" and draw an imaginary "1" with your finger if you desire.
- Have the best and biggest room. Go with Massie and have everything be white, no exceptions! Make sure you have a queen-size bed, (you are one, right?) an Apple computer, a giant walk-in closet to store all your ah-mazing clothes, and a leather chaise by your bay window to have long phone conversations and brush your pet before going to bed. Vanilla scented candles are a nice touch, too. Have everyone refer to your room as the "iPad".
- • Sports are luh-ame unless they are something classy and don't involve getting dirty like Tennis, Horse-back Riding, or Volleyball. And shopping, of course!
- • Have the hottest boyfriends, but never be a slut. This means not putting out until you're a junior in high school at least, and keeping it on the DL. Kissing is okay. Get the guy by being sly and seductive, and playing hard to get a bit. NEVER ever act desperate around a guy. They hate this; it's a major turn off. Make him chase you. No exceptions. Ever. This doesn't mean not flirting though--hint you like him by complimenting him occasionally and giving him your best "come hither" (non-creepy!) stare. Practice in the mirror if necessary. Don't let anyone know you like a guy until you're 100% positive he likes you back. This means not even telling your best friends. If everyone hears about your crush and he ends up not returning your affection, people will think less of you. Spill to your pet only.
- • Purple is the official color of royalty. Therefore it's your favorite color. Wear it, love it, decorate everything from books and pens to your cell phone with it (purple rhinestones, of course!).
- • You need a cell phone. It's the perfect way to stay updated on gossip and keep in contact with your friends. Make sure you have a texting plan so that you your clique can silently dish about stuff in class, detention, wherever! Cover it in Swarovski crystals and bring it everywhere you go.
- • Get together a carpool with your clique. Taking the bus is so ew!
- • Wear a charm bracelet with charms such as a shoe, Eiffel Tower, dog or cat, (whichever you have) star, and most importantly, a crystal-encrusted crown! Make sure the charm bracelet is gold, and never have any of the charms be silver (tacky much?). Buy it from Tiffany if you have the money.
- • Shave your legs and armpits whenever necessary, and keep your upper lip and eyebrows perfectly waxed. I don't recommend tweezing your eyebrows yourself the first time; it's much too risky. Instead, have them done at a salon and maintain them yourself at home.
- • Always have your fingernails and toenails perfectly manicured! I highly suggest a french tip for fingernails, because it coordinates so well with everything. Have them done at a fancy salon with your clique afterschool or on a weekend for a fun activity.
- • Throw a fabulous party to increase your popularity. Invite everyone. Most occasions work--your birthday, Halloween, Valentine's Day, End of the Summer, etc. Come to think of it, you don't even really need an occassion! Just make sure you hire an ah-mazing party planner to help...A brilliant and mind-blowing theme, a DJ and dance floor, a wide variety of munchies, every single hot boy you know, and elaborate decorations are a must.
- • You must always be prepared with a witty comeback for if, on some rare occasion, a wannabe insults you. One of my favorite Massie-style ones is, "Did I invite you to my barbecue?...Then why are you all up in my GRILL?" Consult the Clique books for some other great ones, or make some up yourself. Never let anyone get the best of you or think that they have won. Remember that YOU are in charge. YOU make the rules.
- •It helps to have a profile on Myspace, Facebook, Xanga, Blogger, or Livejournal (Whatever people at your school have). This way you can easily keep tabs on the latest hook-ups, break-ups, fights and friendships going on, which is very important. A cute, girly layout, a few gorgeous pictures of yourself, and perhaps a brief survey is all you need. Oh, and remember to make it private! You don't want 40-year-old perverts stalking you...only add and talk to people you know.
- The magazines Teen Vogue, ElleGirl, and Lucky are your bible. Read them religiously.
- • Be prepared to receive some backlash from the people that wish they were you. In other words, the jealous people. They may spread some pretty nasty stuff about you, but respond with something positively catty (your beta will help) to show them who's really the boss. There may be occasions where controversy arises in your clique. Like a power-trip, where a girl in your clique suddenly wants the throne. Start by putting her in her place by telling her off in the hallway (preferably with many people around). If she still doesn't get the hint, kick her out the group and recruit someone new. Chances are, she'll come crawling back, begging for forgiveness. Let her back in after a little while, and ditch the temporary.
- Many people will probably think you're a b*tch. But they'll still love you, and wish they were just like you (they'll love to hate you). This is inevitable if you want to be on top like Massie. You'll get used to it.
- We'll start with attitude, by far the most important aspect of being like Massie Block. If you only take one thing from this, remember that you must always show, radiate, and have CONFIDENCE! This means not pointing out your flaws to others, (ex: "My hair is so frizzy today!" or "Is this top cute? 'Cause I'm not sure...") having good posture and always looking straight ahead, (never at the ground) and not ever letting people know when you feel unsure of yourself or your opinions. Never appear to be upset. Don't cry or make comments about how "your life sucks." You must always make it seem as if you have everything together, and that your life is perfect, or else people will never idolize you. Even if you're majorly embarrassed about something, you have to just laugh it off and forget it (don't make it a big deal). You can never show weakness!
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- Get a super cute dog (the smaller the better) such as a Chihuahua or a Pug, in black, light brown, or honey color (they're the cutest). You can also get a kitty; they're ah-dorable, too. Tell your pet everything, (yes, you can talk to her about your insecurities!) and love her as your child. Dress her in the cutest fashions, (this works best if you have a dog) and take her on walks in the evening with your Louis Vuitton leash.
- Use words like "ah-mazing," "ah-dorable," and "ah-nnoying". Say "ehmagawd!" when you're shocked, surprised, or excited about something. When something is well-known and "ah-bvious" to you, say, "Given!". When you have the same opinion as someone, say, "Ah-greed". When something someone says strikes you as reasonable, say, "Point!" and draw an imaginary "1" with your finger if you desire.
- Have the best and biggest room. Go with Massie and have everything be white, no exceptions! Make sure you have a queen-size bed, (you are one, right?) an Apple computer, a giant walk-in closet to store all your ah-mazing clothes, and a leather chaise by your bay window to have long phone conversations and brush your pet before going to bed. Vanilla scented candles are a nice touch, too. Have everyone refer to your room as the "iPad".
- Sports are luh-ame unless they are something classy and don't involve getting dirty like Tennis, Horse-back Riding, or Volleyball. And shopping, of course!
- Have the hottest boyfriends, but never be a slut. This means not putting out until you're a junior in high school at least, and keeping it on the DL. Kissing is okay. Get the guy by being sly and seductive, and playing hard to get a bit. NEVER ever act desperate around a guy. They hate this; it's a major turn off. Make him chase you. No exceptions. Ever. This doesn't mean not flirting though--hint you like him by complimenting him occasionally and giving him your best "come hither" (non-creepy!) stare. Practice in the mirror if necessary. Don't let anyone know you like a guy until you're 100% positive he likes you back. This means not even telling your best friends. If everyone hears about your crush and he ends up not returning your affection, people will think less of you. Spill to your pet only.
- Purple is the official color of royalty. Therefore it's your favorite color. Wear it, love it, decorate everything from books and pens to your cell phone with it (purple rhinestones, of course!).
- Speaking of cell phones, you need one! It's the perfect way to stay updated on gossip and keep in contact with your friends. Make sure you have a texting plan so that you your clique can silently dish about stuff in class, detention, wherever! Cover it in Swarovski crystals and bring it everywhere you go.
- Get together a carpool with your clique. Taking the bus is so ew!
- Wear a charm bracelet with charms such as a shoe, Eiffel Tower, dog or cat, (whichever you have) star, and most importantly, a crystal-encrusted crown! Make sure the charm bracelet is gold, and never have any of the charms be silver (tacky much?). Buy it from Tiffany if you have the money.
- Shave your legs and armpits whenever necessary, and keep your upper lip and eyebrows perfectly waxed. I don't recommend tweezing your eyebrows yourself the first time; it's much too risky. Instead, have them done at a salon and maintain them yourself at home.
- Always have your fingernails and toenails perfectly manicured! I highly suggest a french tip for fingernails, because it coordinates so well with everything. Have them done at a fancy salon with your clique afterschool or on a weekend for a fun activity.
- Throw a fabulous party to increase your popularity. Invite everyone. Most occasions work--your birthday, Halloween, Valentine's Day, End of the Summer, etc. Come to think of it, you don't even really need an occassion! Just make sure you hire an ah-mazing party planner to help...A brilliant and mind-blowing theme, a DJ and dance floor, a wide variety of munchies, every single hot boy you know, and elaborate decorations are a must.
- You must always be prepared with a witty comeback for if, on some rare occasion, a wannabe insults you. One of my favorite Massie-style ones is, "Did I invite you to my barbecue?...Then why are you all up in my GRILL?" Consult the Clique books for some other great ones, or make some up yourself. Never let anyone get the best of you or think that they have won. Remember that YOU are in charge. YOU make the rules.
- It helps to have a profile on Myspace, Xanga, Blogger, or Livejournal (whatever everyone at your school has). This way you can easily keep tabs on the latest hook-ups, break-ups, fights and friendships going on, which is very important. A cute, girly layout, a few gorgeous pictures of yourself, and perhaps a brief survey is all you need. Oh, and remember to make it private! You don't want 40-year-old perverts stalking you...only add and talk to people you know.
- The magazines Teen Vogue, ElleGirl, and Lucky are your bible. Read them religiously.
- Be prepared to receive some backlash from the people that wish they were you. In other words, the jealous people. They may spread some pretty nasty stuff about you, but respond with something positively catty (your beta will help) to show them who's really the boss.
- There may be occasions where controversy arises in your clique. Like a power-trip, where a girl in your clique suddenly wants the throne. Start by putting her in her place by telling her off in the hallway (preferably with many people around). If she still doesn't get the hint, kick her out the group and recruit someone new. Chances are, she'll come crawling back, begging for forgiveness. Let her back in after a little while, and ditch the temporary.
- Many people will probably think you're a b*tch. But they'll still love you, and wish they were just like you (they'll love to hate you). This is inevitable if you want to be on top like Massie. You'll get used to it.
